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Hi, ,my naym's is Doogil Shirlok and I usd too bee a bus. Drivr. I hav a wiff and usde to havv a sun namd Gus {witch rimes like buss!] Unfourcha.. umforg... unfurt... um, BUT he gott eaten bye my phrends'' frend (woo was a alyen] phrom sum plannet adn he wus at the barr and got aten his hed off. Butt it gav mee a lott moor tym two my selph. Aneway I tehn bekam a bootcher and kut up meet and ded anymils adn peeple [woo wer beeng homs} Thees dayes i amm louking 4 a gob adn so ie am anenploid. Mybe 1 daa ey wel hv a prophession. Enewaye I hope u anjoy my owne purcenal blot.