Sabastean

Meat sum off mye frends!
Thise is Sebastean and he is the necist guy I no! He is kinde, helpful, gulibel and esily foold like Diak tels me r all the goode qalitees u want in a mayt! The otha day mee, Diack and Sebactian wer warking along the rowd and Diakc sed I shuld steel won of thoos cars just liing arownd on the pavvment doeng nuthing so I figered it wood be dum to let them rott so I took ate home. Well, turns out thoss aktule belongd to sumone so sinc Sebastian is sutch a nise gi I thawt I wuld just say he stole themn. Well, Cebastean dident wana be a bad frend so he took the blam as he shuld have and I avouded prison agen! Thers nuthin lyke suroundng urself with guod mayts!