Sensis

Diak iz so grate! I wos fililg in my sensis form yestaday butt i had nuthing to put in tha 'ocyupayshin" colim. I woz doing sum seeriyus soal serching in witch i thort about dogs and boats and horlstands with hats on themn. A hole day of this woz going to turn in2 two daze, but diak warked in and sajestid i becom a homaseckshul! wot a lookrativ kareer opatuneity! I am not quyte shure wot to do butt diak sed he wood get Joolian and Jorj to trayn me. thay sownd lyke relly nise guyz!~ Diak sez he wood fully be behind me in this vencha, and as long as i reemayn a homasexyal, he will neva be in frunt of me! Diak is sutch a good frend, he wood help me owt and neva impeed my progres, no mata how enveeous he may get of my sicksessfill kareer choises! Trayning nyt iz twonite and diak got me sum relly niftee leathas so now i look lyke indeeana jones, if indeeana jones eva wore ranglers and trowzers with two holes in the bak. or is it tha frunt? I think yu can chooz, sinse it ends up abowt 50/50. Im sutch a hero, diak sez!