Skayting

Mee and brus amd diak and sausee si and mike hitmn and bruse macks and cebastyan and rodga haf formd a figga skating teem! Twoday wee had the champeenship but no wun els plays such a kool sport so wee had to hav a skate off agnst eech otha! I wun becors I was speshul and got a speshul goldin cup prize. I ayte it becors it wos choklit but tha tin foil hurt my teeth. Diak sed i was sposed to peel it so he gave me hiz wun. it didnt unrap very well and it was very funny tastng silva choklit. Diak kept larfing az well but he stoppd and lookd grumpy wen i finishd it and told him it was beta than the first wun becors the funny silva choklit realy gru on me even tho it was realy realy hard and chewy. maybe it wuz becors i kno diak only lyks crunchee food.

Brus max skated first . he sed he did a pirowet but he didnt evn turn round! plus he wuz skating in tha parking lott becors he couldnt fit in tha bilding and tha carz got in the way. Brus sed the carz were all squoshed to begin with so nobodee wood mind. Wee went in2 tha rink and didnt evn hav to pay - sausee si and micke hitman sed they wood tayk care of it. They payd in litl bags of powded shuger! I arsked for sum so i cood put it in my coffeee but diak drank it. Then he drank the coffee. Then he did hiz rootine but got dizqwalified becors theer woz no sutch jumping spin as an eleventy-timez-round. We got bord wayting for him to come down ennyway. I arskd sausee si if he got bord and he sed diak wood come down in about too hours. But that woz realy sillee becors i lookd at diak then and he woz alredy on the ground. no wun can stay up in the air for too hours! i tryed wunce and it was neerly too hours but that woz befor the metric systm so that tym convertd to about too seconds in tha modern equvilint. Sausee si sez sum weird stuf sumtyms.

I went nekst but i sank in the worter afta diak sed i shud skate on the utha rink with tha relly smooth ice. i prooved him rong becors i am ryt so often so i let him larf so he cood accept that he woz rong. and i put in a noze plug and did a synkronized swimming dizplay with rodga so wee got the inovayshin award and got draftd in2 the cominwelth gayms. diak woz jellis.

Cebastyan didnt hav mutch room to skate becors lots of gurls followd him onto tha ice. Thay must hav been tryin to sabatarj his rootine so he skated slalim arownd them and finishd with a big konga line. They all left very qwickly when they herd lots of shooting from the rink cash offis. it woz a pity they did not lissen to me wen i tried to explayn it woz only myke hitman and sausee si. For sum reesin they wun the skating too, evn tho they didnt evn skayte. I did go to the toylit once so they myt have skated then. tha judges walkd out with lots of bling and munny so they must gett payed qwite well in theer jobbs. Diak woz jellis.